absolutcute:

I want to look like an Arctic Monkeys song

"My haunted thoughts now slide and slip beyond me, the two worlds strewn between these dream states, the conscious conversation and then the distracted world beneath my clasping hands and awaken emptying stare"
- Hugh Munro 2014 

thedailylovejournal:

Perfect. I love c o m p l i c a t e d.

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes I’ll have loads of money and then other times I’ll be awake

"We were forced into a room together for a chemistry test because the director wanted to get a feel for how we would get on, but there had been so many near attempts of us meeting and working together before, and we have so many mutual friends, that it felt right immediately.”

larryfake:

How many secrets can you keep?

larryfake:

How many secrets can you keep?

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I need to get fucked by something other than my life

a short summary of my life

reckless-lovee:

When I’m a parent I’m definitely going to ask my child often “are you okay?” I never want my child to be crying their eyes out when I’m peacefully sleeping under the same roof and I certainly never want them to feel like there’s nobody there for them. Because I always will be

Judith feeding her daddy (✿◠‿◠)

isobelstevenz:

all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer

april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. you’re mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.

4-minute difference
(7:40am, 7:44am)

pikachewbites:

slytherinvevo:

Don’t get too friendly with him, though, Rosie. Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood.”

HEADCANON THAT SCORPIUS MALFOY TAKES MUGGLE STUDIES AT NEWT LEVEL AND HE LOVES GOING TO THE BURROW FOR SUNDAY BRUNCH BC ARTHUR WEASLEY IS THE ONLY PERSON HE KNOWS WHO SHARES HIS ENTHUSIASM FOR RUBBER DUCKS 

 

my hand slipped

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes